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Recreating the Tard Squad

Posted by Mojo at 2005/06/14 01:03:28 CDT
Tard Squad, Donkeypunch, Tony Danza, Mushmouth

SO I got myself a Dreamcast and have just started my ventures into recreating the dream team that was the Tard Squad, but I for the life of me cannot remember all the players names.

I know there was:
Donkey Punch (the short Dorns player of awesomenesS)
Lil' Bitch (Tall and Skinny)
Mushmouth
Tony Danza

I know one character (Mush or Tony) had a small upper body and huge legs, while the other had the exact opposite.

If you can remember anything about this beloved team, then please post below.

2005/06/14 20:42:08 CDT by mattsteg

Don't forget Cockblocker.
7'6", big body, small upper arms and thighs, big forearms and shins, red hair. Mad post and goaltending skills.

Added at 2005/06/14 20:42:40 CDT

Also, how can you forget Titty McTwist serving up a facial?

2005/06/14 21:03:11 CDT by Dorns

I don't ever remember there being a Mushmouth character. There may have been however. There WAS a Cummy McDribbles though. Don't forget the Moby glasses on Donkey punch too. Who was the short dude? I can't believe your forgot the Cockblocker. I'm sure I'm forgetting someone. Where's tyler when you need him. He is the holder of the official Tard Squad. I do believe their home Court was The Jungle in Owatonna too.

2005/06/14 21:11:02 CDT by Dorns

BTW I think Tony had the large upper body. I know we had Cockblocker,but might there have been Cock Gobbler as well? Damn, who was the short shit that was so fast?

2005/06/14 21:27:38 CDT by mattsteg

There was no gobbler to the best of my knowledge. And come to think of it I think it was Cummy serving up facials.

2005/06/14 21:37:31 CDT by Mojo

omg yeah thats right

Donkeypunch was the shorty you had dorns. I was trying to remember the name of the city and such. But upon reading these, its all coming back to me.

I tried playing with my combo of Lil Bitch, Donkey, and Tony, but I was able to get no steals, so I can going to ahve to try to fix some of that. And At the moment Donkey has no skills I guess in the low post, something to fix

2005/06/15 08:13:38 CDT by burn

What the FUCK are you talking about?!

2005/06/15 10:49:31 CDT by Mojo

Quote from burn:

What the FUCK are you talking about?!

You never saw the tard squad?! We are going to ahve to find a way to get you NBA2K2 and a copy of the dream team.

2005/06/15 17:39:12 CDT by mattsteg

Quote from burn:

What the FUCK are you talking about?!

pff. Everyone who's anyone knows.

2005/06/15 22:14:34 CDT by burn

Ok... I have heard of the Tard Sqad but never seen them nor did I know what game they were in reference to.

2005/06/23 13:00:52 CDT by burn

so any update on the tard squad... we got pics or something?

2005/06/28 12:48:21 CDT by Dorns

I have just purchased a dreamcast and will be attempting to recreate the Tard Squad as well. We need to track Tyler down and get the official copy! Any advice you can give me mojo would be greatly appreciated. I know I can get Donkeypunch back to his original form, and with matt's help Cockblocker, but beyond that, my memory is fuzzy on their forms other than names and vague shape memories. LIttle bitch was a very tall black guy with a beard I believe. Fun times ahead. Also anybody know of a good "source" of dreamcast games. Isohunt has been minimally fruitful for me.

2005/06/28 12:51:38 CDT by Dorns

BTW

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLD,GGLD:2004-11,GGLD:en&q=tard+squad

2005/06/28 13:49:16 CDT by Mojo

I will try to take some pictures and post them maybe next weekend or if I have time during the night when I am not playing BF2. Its pretty busy around here now with us trying to meet beta next week.