Hey Guys, dont forget!
Hey Guys, dont forget!
| 2006/01/18 22:50:24 CST by burn |
What do you think of the season thus far?
I think they need to really get Jack fired up.
IE- with that hostage situation in the airport why not just have Jack say "this is taking too long!" and instead of calling up Chloe and having her rig up some sort of lame bomb-triggering frequency thingy have Jack repel down from the rafters (the rope and harness would be in his magical duffle bag) popping every terrorist with a single round to the head, except for one (he would have run out of ammo). The viewers would think the guy is getting away. As the terrorist runs away Jack throws his trusty knife, severing the guys Achilles tendon. Jack would then slam a fresh clip into his gun and calmly walk toward the terrorist. Jack would tell the terrorist he is going to give him all the information he has if he knows what’s good for him. The terrorist, not knowing Jacks M.O., would spew some terrorist diatribe ("it’s too late to stop us, the plans are already in motion"). Jack would get pissed off plug two rounds into both of the terrorist's knee caps and then yell "Tell me where the bomb is!" (There is always a bomb 24 and by this time Jack would already know what was going on). The terrorist would plead for his life saying that "they will kill me!" By this time CTU and the firefighters will be in on the scene, cleaning up dead terrorists, and Jack will ask someone for an axe. Commercial.
| 2006/01/19 08:38:48 CST by derch |
why the axe? is it because he already used the hacksaw and needs some variety?
| 2006/02/04 00:09:06 CST by burn Edited at 2006/02/04 00:09:43 CST |
Jack did me one better - He threatened to gouge someone’s eyes out in front of the President of the United States. The man owns!