Apparently DMX had a child out of wedlock and used the old "Baby, I didn't want to do it. She forced me. I was raped!" Defense and apparently Ms. DMX is a god damn idiot and bought it hook line and sinker.

I was laughing about it at work so hard my co-workers came over so i figured it was ok to post.

BTW: What Would Tyler Durten Do? is awesome website.