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2005/08/27 21:40:13 CDT by burn
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I find it on my slow night (Saturday) for a segment called... MY GOD WHAT HAVE I FOUND!

So Saturday night is a slow night in the news room. Not much is going on. We have a hurricane barreling toward New Orleans.. won't hit until Monday; we have stories about Iraq (four more service members died); and the NASCAR Sharpie 500 (please just shoot me).

So sometimes we just troll the news wires looking at stories.

That is when one of my co workers pings me (IMs me) with this incredible story that I hadn't even heard about...

When a Man Dies in a Sex Act with a Horse -- What's a Reporter to Do?

Oh my god. Speechless. Followed by an intense desire for water.

I really don't know what to think. I really haven't had time to wrap my head around this so I need to site here and stew... or maybe find a shower and rock back and forth under the cold spray of water muttering "I can't get clean, I can't get clean".

However the first thing that went through my head after that was I have to share this with the internet... so here you are.

Enjoy! :)

Added at 2005/08/27 22:27:24 CDT

great there is a follow up.

Stories About Man Who Died, After Sex with Horse, Lead to Legislation

2005/08/29 16:35:58 CDT by Mojo
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Perhaps the most lurid detail she added, however, was that when they searched the farm, police had found hundreds of hours of videotape showing men having sex with horses. Police are still making sure that sex was not forced on the smaller, weaker animals, thus constituting animal cruelty (which is a crime).

oh god why

2005/08/29 22:33:20 CDT by mattsteg
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I'd actually heard that story before, albeit in less detail (i.e. the story didn't explicitly say that the horse's cock fatally fucked up the dude's asshole.)

2005/09/07 13:52:08 CDT by burn
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Quote from Mojo:
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Perhaps the most lurid detail she added, however, was that when they searched the farm, police had found hundreds of hours of videotape showing men having sex with horses. Police are still making sure that sex was not forced on the smaller, weaker animals, thus constituting animal cruelty (which is a crime).

oh god why

Chief: "Johnson! We have 4 thousand hours of dudes having sex with horse. Go through and watch this and make sure they havn't had sex with any smaller animal."

Police work sucks

2005/09/07 16:40:21 CDT by mattsteg
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Quote from burn:
Quote from Mojo:
Quote:

Perhaps the most lurid detail she added, however, was that when they searched the farm, police had found hundreds of hours of videotape showing men having sex with horses. Police are still making sure that sex was not forced on the smaller, weaker animals, thus constituting animal cruelty (which is a crime).

oh god why

Chief: "Johnson! We have 4 thousand hours of dudes having sex with horse. Go through and watch this and make sure they havn't had sex with any smaller animal."

Police work sucks

Well, hopefully. If it dosen't suck I'm afraid of Johnson.

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